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submitted 4 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world

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[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 170 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You're absolutely right to push back, I should have landed that plane before it ran out of fuel. Would you like me to explore options for funerals?

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The fuel is the load bearing component of the equation.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Worth stating plainly: arrival at the airport is gated on the fuel quantity being more than zero.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

Or at least being within glide capability. Would you like me to calculate a glide ratio for your current flight configuration?

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I generated a letter to the loved ones. Let me know if you want it to be less personal:

I hope this letter finds you well. Yesterday's plane crash wasn't just a terrible accident—it was a horrible mistake...

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

You have been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/67115517