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[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 92 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

This is literally the distillation of all corporate thought.

Someone left and the role wasn't filled and the work kept still getting done? I guess 3 people can do those 4 people's jobs.

Something worked well but it doesn't fit with the corporate culture? No it didnt

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

Corporate culture is patriarchal. If it doesn't put everyone into a hierarchy where they're forced to subjugate themselves then that can't work because that's against the emotional reason the bosses got the job in the first place.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Corporate thought also simultaneously believes the reverse:

Things aren't getting done? The team that went from 11 members to 3 while their incoming work rate tripled must not be working hard enough. We should consider outsourcing.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

oh! oh! time for a reorg!?

[–] jackal@infosec.pub 32 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

“But… we gave the team AI so they can go faster! Why is everything turning into shit?”

Some executives are so fucking dense.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Clearly the team just needs to prompt better. Time to invest in AI training!

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

That's because you rise through the ranks through nepotism or by being a sycophant. It is very rarely due to critical thinking skills, intelligence, or mastery of the industry.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

It’s because people don’t know how to draw boundaries, and perhaps will get replaced with the sheep that says yes to everything. (?)