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i just wanna know if I could aim it better
Why do women think they could aim it better than us, we've had a lifetime of practice! Gents, just sit down at home, it's better anyway.
Look, I’ll be polite and sit to pee when I’m visiting people or using my roommate’s toilet, but in return I’m going to stand when I use my own, and I don’t care if there’s a little splashback or what-have-you. I’m the one keeping it clean, so I can let it get a little unclean with my casual, comfortable personal relief!
but what if I'm a prodigy, like when the main character in the isekai is better at the universe's magic than people who have been studying and living with it for years?
Look, that's what the shower is for. One can hold it and try to aim as much as they want, and meanwhile other things can get soapy.
We all know there are only two types of people in the world, those that have peed in the shower, and liars.
This is the way. No piss splatter swamp around the toilet.
How is it better?
This is just a me thing, but I can get pretty light headed when I first wake up or the middle of the night and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once 'came to' in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.
Everyone else's points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dying.
Not missing.... Its more relaxing. It's surprising how often I realise I'm holding a poo as well. I dunno, it's just better!
it helps relax the pelvic muscles, which helps to fully empty the bladder in general but especially for those with prostate issues. also apparently helps prevent kidney stones somehow
Ever had that "oh I kinda want to poop as well"? Or ever wanted to scroll Lemmy while peeing?
You can play Gameboy^TM^ while you pee