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You're all joking, but believe me in twenty years this will actually happen. You'll be visiting some debaucherous russo-japanese dream scape and then suddenly BAM! You're running a fever and can't think straight. You've been pushed aside and your brain matter is now being used as a transient compute node to run Cambodian illegal online casino. You can't think straight, the police is at your door, the dog's shit in the house and you're not entirely sure you even have a dog.
Wow! A Casino! We should all take a holiday!
Holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
You're a star-belly sneech, you suck like a leech
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well, you'll work harder with a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son
What you need, my son
Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack
Pol Pot Pol Pot Pol Pot Pol Pot Pol Pot
it was racoon shit for us but yeah, i can vouch for this