this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2026
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Why the fuck does a coffee machine need the internet.
To become part of a bot net.
Watching porn. Griding those beans, hnnnfggh...🥵
What furries and smart coffee machines have in common; a love for beans. 🐾
it sickens me that this is funny to me
Upvoted because more people need this inflicted upon them.
streaming porn while its brewing a crappy keurig cup.
And some people thought the milk froth was milk.
To spy on everyone in your household and try to sell you more garbage coffee pods.
its a keurig machine apparently, probably the most expensive ones.
Mining crypto
So you can control it remotely, obviously. It's not like it's a new thing :P
Indeed!