Vincent says "Our cloud data is absolutely secure, so you don't need to worry"
What the fuck does a WiFi Access Point need a cloud connection and an account for? Other than spying on me?
Well, it was possible without this a few firmware updates ago.
I did some more research: The device has the exact same hardware as the 3x more expensive one you actually own, just other firmware.
Fuck you, TP-Link!
Imagine you’re buying a safe. After your purchase, you realise your safe key does not work. You contact the manufacturer and they say ”oh we need to copy and authenticate your safe key in order for you to use it. We also need your address. Don’t worry, we keep the copies absolutely safe in our posession”
This is how dumb this argument sounds
Honestly, that’s still way more secure than OP’s image. Physical access is still required in your scenario.
Physical access is still required to steal the mug on my dining room table.