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You know what the most fucked up thing is?
You or me losing a few hundred dollars or euros will hurt us more than him losing tens of billions will hurt him if he gets divorced. The loss of his marriage itself would be the biggest negative consequence, but a man with currently 3 rumored affairs probably doesn't care much
...there has been a third?
There are rumors of him having an affair with another coworker, so that's the third. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be dozens over the years
lmao
y'know, i used to think that we would get android girlfriends because jensen huang is 62 and you know he wants to bang a robot while he still can. i didn't expect that the way this would lose its relevance is through him losing his position as ceo, but it's indeed a very jensen way for him to do it
although now that he's not saddled with managing nvidia, he can go and focus on it. like he's still a billionaire