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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No, but maybe we could encourage the Orcas.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bit hard to swallow... you'd be guaranteed to choke to death though.

[–] kworpy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

nah ive seen a video of an asian guy swallowing a hornet. he was fine but his mouth was so inflated he could barely speak properly

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