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[–] Grizzlyboy@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 day ago (8 children)

This is peak absurdity. You have a being from another planet, the being is sent from another planet because his planet was about to explode. In a last ditch attempt he was sent to earth by his parents. It surely sounds like a person who could be identified as an immigrant, illegal alien or asylum seeker.

Did Covid make dumb people even dumber? Ignorance certainly is bliss..

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

These people want to be evil but hate being told that they're evil, so anything with an anti-evil message must be "woke".

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