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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!
Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own
The only units I understand are bananas or bald eagles. Please adjust accordingly
Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball
Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.
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Those numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.And if it's an African swallow?
Not covered in the film and I refuse to get my information anywhere other than Monty Python. The mass of an african swallow is therefore unknowable.
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It's seventy-nine sticks of butter, plus a pat or two
Aka 6 "knobs," according to Gordon Ramsey.
aka "the bare minimum"
I used robots and the answer was 160 tennis balls, which is actually much less than I expected.
I feel like someone should have noticed. I'm pretty sure I've never seen someone wearing a twenty pound necklace.
I always knew Roughneck McGee would meet a tragic end. Ironically he wasn't even wearing his BIG necklace.