ebolapie

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[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha! Three and a half parents! I knews aliens were real!

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Insecurity is a pox on this world

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

He is also addicted to ketamine, yes. I hadn't heard about the blown apart dick. Clearly I have also been living under a rock.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Online banker man turned electric car salesman bought that website you used to use to tell your friends about what the dentist's waiting room was like or whatever (or yell at celebrities I guess) and used it to help that guy who fired people on tv become president. In return banker car man gets put in charge of shiny new government agency and given the power to fire basically whatever government employees he wants, also his private security detail is deputized by the US Marshals Service, also he has your social security number, probably

I think that should about cover it unless someone else wants to add more detail. But I think I was very thorough.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What would happen to such a human? Do you suppose that we would try to give them every job on the planet? Or would they just get fired?

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No no, look what they did with Sun.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

66% of Republicans vs 41% of Democrats and 45% of independents. I still don't like those numbers.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

For decades the American left has been, on the whole, anti-firearms. There simply are not enough of us who own and train with guns. If/when a civil war happens we lose. And that's before you start taking into account drones and surveillance. People keep making fun of the 2A but seem to conveniently forget that damn near half the electorate just ceded the power of arms to the other half out of fear.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Eh. I don't care about Internet points, I just think it's funny. And even though we're on Lemmy we should probably still be careful about out-and-out calling for attacks against a rogue president's favorite news station.

We can go politely ask them to stop broadcasting. In numbers.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If this hypothetical were to come to pass I personally wouldn't call it an attack, so much as a day of love where nothing was done wrong.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Did the crocodiles come up with this idea

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Any robot I can get drunk with is alright by me

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