21 is a time-traveling Billy Ray Cyrus, and 58 looks like they were huffing glue before falling into a dog's ass.
GeeDubHayduke
Just line the Russian border with these billboards:

Come get it, Daddy Pooty.
I feel true pity for you. Please go away. Downvote first though!
Glad to see condescension is still beneath you!
But I’d just be someone who’d be forced to fight in that war.
Also: Europe’s defense is not my concern. Europe’s interests are different from mine.
Pick a fucking lane, you nonce.
Indeed. Full agreement.
They are going to look long and hard for someone who assaulted an old woman.
That is laughable, and the article i linked provides context to my position. Now, if you had clarified by saying the cops would look long and hard for someone that assaulted a "well known" or "wealthy" old woman, I'd have no notes. I believe you understand the difference.
They are going to look long and hard for someone who assaulted an old woman.
Think so? I admire your naiveté.
No, actually. They just hate it when people say "ATM machine." They want that machine dropped from the common vernacular.
Nazi says what?
There's two things i can't stand in this world: people that are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch collaborators.
"K, so they're all dead now. Declare Palestine a state? Sure. It was a state. It's in quite a state right now, actually. Who wants to clean up? Hey, get Donny on the line..!"
Enters Euro-centric space.
Spreads Russian propaganda.
Gets instaban.
Whines and plays victim.
God, you .ml folks are special. Like, "i hope you wear a helmet to the bathroom" special.
YDI.