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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 200 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No problem. Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Did you just give his thoughts and prayers the shocker?!?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

Gave them double thoughts and a surprise prayer

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Helloooo new bumper sticker.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

⚡ and the thunder rolls..

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read it as gave him the Mozambique Drill.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is very much not like the Philadelphia Steamer, or the Rusty Trombone.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is there a difference between a Philly Steamer and a Cleveland Steamer?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 21 hours ago

Philly Steamer wit

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

One has cheese wiz

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Shouldn't be hard for him, I'm sure he has a lot of prior experience with boot-licking, how hard of s lateral skill transfer can bootstrap based levitation be?

Just pull yourself up by your jackbootstraps.

[–] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)