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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago (21 children)

The man, 61, had entered the MRI room while a scan was underway

How was that allowed?

he asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table.

...while the machine was still working? And isn't that the job of the technician anyway?

the technician helped her try to pull her husband off the machine but it was impossible.

Those machines have a kill-switch for a reason.

I call this BS or a very incompetent technician.
Plus a Darwin award for the guy.

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Couple things:

The magnet is ALWAYS on.

The "kill switch" takes about five minutes to actually deactivate the magnet and it costs about thirty grand in helium every time you push it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip -3 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Isn't it an electomagnet?

it costs about thirty grand in helium every time you push it.

Oh, right, i forgot human lives have a price in the US.

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Its a superconducting magnet that cannot be instantly shut off. I am sorry that the physics of this makes you so angry.

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