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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

If you need to spy on your kids to keep tabs on them, you're a shitty parent. You should be able to discuss enabling Find My (assuming they have an iPhone) on their phone and why that's required (by you) openly.

Too many inept people have children. That's a large part of why society is in such decline.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Too many inept people have children.

The USA is forcing women to have kids.

[–] dandu3@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Truer words have never been spoken

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