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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 24 points 4 months ago (12 children)

are all the impressed comments in here from men lol

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 36 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Yeah had woman tell me that she dump a guy because his penis was to big. He tore her vagina and she bleed. She said that shit hurt. Having a huge penis isn't always flex for women.

He might as well get into porn, but normal woman don't want a dick that size.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

#BigDickProblems

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