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Trump Opens DOJ Investigation Because Crime Rates In Washington D.C. Aren’t High Enough
(www.techdirt.com)
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2025
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what's he gonna do, sue the criminals for not doing enough crime?
a pragmatic system of legalized crime through guilds, with the Thieves Guild and Assassins' Guild handling their respective activities under the watchful eye of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch and the Patrician, Lord Vetinari.
Vetinari would be a massive improvement over Trump.
To be frank, even a dead badger would be.
Let's call him Frank.
Dead Badger 2028