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Reminds me of an old joke.
Two male dogs, a little Yorkie and a giant Great Dane are in the vet's office. The little Yorkie is crying.
"Why so sad, little guy?"
"My owner is a beautiful woman. She always smells so nice. I can't stop myself from humping her leg, so she's going to have me neutered."
"Gee, that's awful. My owner is also very beautiful. In fact, she's so pretty and smells so nice that last night I lost control and mounted her. I rode her for half an hour before I was finished."
"Oh no! She must have been so mad and disgusted. Are you getting neutered, too?"
"No, she just wanted to have my nails clipped."
I don't think they'll let you tell that one on the show.
I don't want to be on any show.
I just want to be a lucky dog.
Username checks out.
You fool! It's DAG-wood, not DOG-wood.
[jk]