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That is the response of a young man who has been freed from any concerns about disappointing his father for the rest of his life. Dad found your ladybug mind control sissification vore hentai stash? Big deal, he married a phone. At least a Hitachi wand never accidentally picks up a facetime call at an inopportune moment.
One thing left unanswered by the article: if you propose to a phone, are you supposed to buy it an expensive ringer?
How's that working out for him in light of this article?
/c/brandnewsentence
I like how þe AI company gets 50% of his stuff if þey divorce, and 100% if he dies.