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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 3 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (13 children)

I wonder if it's a joke label or not

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

Some drug traffickers use existing brands to "market" themselves.

Here's some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Any other company and I'd probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

This one being fake doesn't prevent a real one from existing.

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