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[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 170 points 22 hours ago (11 children)

I remember when a business jet packed to the gills with cocaine crashed and when they investigated, it turned out to be owned by a CIA shell company and previously used to shuttle people to Guantanamo for torture after an extraordinary rendition

https://asnc.flightsafety.org/wikibase/321868

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 9 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Oh my god still? Cocaine isn't cool anymore. Fent is more profitable to move. What the hell? Was The Deserter right?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

You don't have to move fent. You can make it locally. The fent is usually mixed with other drugs, a little bit of cocaine could be laced with a whole lot of fent and then sold as pure cocaine to maximize profit.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oh. I know fop was importing it?

Yeah but cocaine is neither cool nor the most profitable thing anymore, so I was kind of just asking 'wtf CIA?'

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Truth be told I have no idea what's actually popular now, but when fentanyl hit the scene, for years it was being mixed into other drugs as a cheap filler that would also make the drug more potent, faster acting and more addictive.

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