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Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk (www.theverge.com)

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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I think this means we're at the stage where he's decided it makes more sense to list off all the crimes he's not doing.

List complete.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh come on! He did nit eat my nut either!

Wait… WHERE IS MY NUT????

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Eww, clean after yourself when you nut

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