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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 3 months ago (14 children)

Awful shit aside, I thought people generally believed that you don't go to heaven if you commit suicide?

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (9 children)

It's a primarily a Catholic thing. The reasoning is that for every sin you commit, you must ask forgiveness (confession). By committing suicide, you have committed a sin but cannot ask for forgiveness and are thus condemned.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I grew up in an evangelical church, and it most certainly is not a primarily Catholic thing.

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