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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Years ago, 90s or before, they were having a big pro golf tournament in my city. One of the players went to a local Walmart, and just before they entered the store, they were shot and badly injured.

After a LOT of investigation (they'll do that for famous people, not the rest of us), they discovered that a couple of guys were target shooting in the woods next to the Walmart, and one of their bullets had cleared every tree, branch, and impediment between them and Walmart, a long distance away. I seem to remember that they were nearly a mile away.

They were so far away that even when they saw the story of the shooting on TV, it didn't occur to them that they could be responsible, because they were so far away.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm in Little Rock, AR and on holidays or special occasions, people just go fire guns off into the air from their doorsteps or back yards. I have a (well off) neighbor who has admitted to opening a window and firing some rounds off with her boyfriend.

When you tell them "You know, some of those bullets come down and kill people, including children lying in their beds" they get real pissy.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 3 months ago

New Year shooters really a thing here, too.

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