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[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 273 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (21 children)

He's just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it's waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do -- get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds

[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.

Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

No cat food for Bictor tonight!

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

No, that's the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.

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