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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (11 children)

the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Hitler hated being compared to chaplain too. It was verboetan after they took power.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Same with Turd, he hates being compared to cheetos.

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