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Everyone on Earth owes me $50, and it's opt out to not have to pay me.
This post serves as warning and notice.
I'll collect in 30 days unless a lemmy account is created and requests to opt out by providing your identifying and bank info.
I would like to opt out.
My bank account number is 12345, the same as the combination on my luggage.
You have been opted out.
I’d like to opt out my dna id is gtacattacaggaga and my bank account is 314159
i hope i am not too late to opt out, i didn't get the notice since you're not legally obliged to inform me in any way. my bad
i opt out
bank number 198420 fullname Willy Wallace Wankerson... also i don't have 50$ to pay, please don't charge me more for not being able to pay, even though it was my fault for not replying in time (as stated in your post and upheld-until-paid-to-be-considered-otherwise in court.)
There’s actually a failed payment fee of $100, I’m very sorry
you'd love the homeless guy's speech in the cellar from Madwoman of Chailott (1969) btw
I will look out for that one