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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens (apnews.com)

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 127 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

If you're a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like honey?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Found Winnie the Pooh!

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