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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Our girls are hitting puberty six years early

Oh? What’s his supposed correct age for this?

I was taught in college that girls reach puberty earlier now than in prior centuries in part because they are exposed to light for more hours per day thanks to electrification, and puberty is in part triggered by an internal clock keeping track of how much light you’ve been exposed to in your lifetime.

Of course we leaned a lot of shit in college before the internet which turns out to be nonsense now. But I believe exposure to light is more important than we generally recognize. If you trace our evolution back to the beginning, you’ll find light sensitive cells far far earlier than anything involving actual vision.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I learned something new today.

I also did hear that girls go through puberty sooner because girls now are fatter than they used to be due to a number of factors.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I always heard it was partly due to all the hormones we put in cows to keep them pregnant, and then we drink the milk.

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

That makes no sense. Hormones in your food will just be broken down in your digestive system.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I thought this too, but yeah, dairy can accelerate puberty, but it's not the hormones, it's just that kids that consume more dairy are often fatter which triggers early menache.

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