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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (11 children)

A trial attorney? I could see it she wanted to be like a corporate attorney or real estate or something, where your character as a person isn't relevant. How is she going to empanel a jury without potential jurors having preexisting feelings about her trustworthiness? "Yeah, she seems sincere, but remember that time on her reality show where she was faking tears for sympathy?"

I don't know her, or how competent she would be at trial, and anyone can be anything they want to be. But also, recognize that choices have consequences. Maybe trading dignity for fame and fortune means you don't get to live any dream you like.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Remember that time she intentionally published her own sex video and then lied and said it was a leak?

Or the fact that she willingly Married Kanye West..

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That was pre-Nazi Kanye tbf. Then he went full psycho divorced dad.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What? You mean getting a divorce and then deciding to live in a football stadium for a month are psycho actions?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

No that part was just dudes being dudes come on now

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

To be fair, I don't even like football but I think that's be cool. If I had that kind of influence to do that, I might do it too. That's not the psycho part.

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