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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'm middle-aged with small children. Only heard of this a few days ago.

[–] slackassassin@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Only middle agers think middle age isn't old. I don't make the rules.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Only young people think middle age is old. I figure I've got another 20 until I really start falling apart.

[–] slackassassin@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And late to the lingo, nonetheless, darn skibidi.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago
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