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I would have done the same thing, except the asking chatgpt to write it part, actually kinda sounds like fun
I would have, too, but would have said something more absurd. Like, go off about how the NYC economy is going to be ruined by aliens and at the end talk about putting them back in their spaceships and shooting them into the sun. Start plausible then go bat shit crazy. See how much they print.
In 1969 we didn't land on the moon, the moonlings landed in the desert and exchanged a flag with us. They all believed in communism utopias so Admiral Horatio Nelson told them they had to fuck right off this rock and not come back.