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Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] Mihies@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I knew isotonic is not the best bicyclist's drink to carry around.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Of course, this is a standard accessory on any French bicycle.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, I too like to store my thick glass cylinders next to my femoral artery.

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