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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Your sister is a piece of shit.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And a dicknosed douche-canoe.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I appreciate your appreciation

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I appreciate how appreciative you both are

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I appreciate your appreciation of our appreciation

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

That makes me feel so appreciated. I'm glad that my appreciation of your appreciation was appreciated.

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