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If the seat doesn't include a window then it needs to be called a wall seat. This is an open and shut case of false advertising.
It is a seat that is closest to the windows for the row. This is an open and shut case of common fucking sense
I know you are getting downvoted, but I call the seat furthest from the aisle the "window" seat no matter what is on the "far" side of it.
So, I think it's entirely possible that United wins this case in front of a judge. If it gets decided by a jury, I'd expect at least one person of the 12 (or so) to insist that "window seat" means there has to be a window.