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[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 126 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (11 children)

There is a reason quartebacks don't return kicks and linebackers dont play wide receiver. They followed their natural genetic build and skillset to become the best at what they are built to do.

Samsung has been a fuckin train wreck with every single piece of fuckin software they touch. They used to make amazing hardware products and I was their #1 fan 20 years ago. Then they started embedding software in every cunthole they can shove their tiny dicks into.

First I stopped buying their TV because the volume button on the remotes hat an embedded feature that when pressed down/in instead of up or down (like the sticks on video game contorll3rs) it backed you out of fuckin everything and launched the fuckin atrocious built in samsung broadcasted tv. Signed into hulu/netflix/disney/xbox/fuck even if your just listening to music and the tv is on sleep mode... NOPE FUCK YOU AND FUCK WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING WERE SIGNING YOU OUT OF FUCKIN EVERYTHING AND BUTTFUCKING OUR BROADCAST SERVICE OF CHANNELS CABLE COMPANIES CANT EVEN MAKE A DIME FROM. Not cable, not anything you plug in or choose. No it takes you to a tv service which broadcasts only shows that noone will pay to watch.

Then it was laptops but i dont remember why it might of just been residual pissed off-ness from the TV.

Now about to be my fuckin ZFold-5 that AGAIN is the best piece of mobile hardware ive ever owned. Indestructible, blazing fast processing power that is only slower than my blazing fast typing speed with full qwerty keyboards like the good Ole cellphone days, beautiful display, beautiful cameras. It really is my favorite thing that someone else has ever ruined.

They just facefuck shitty software onto of shitty software into everything they can. I MEAN PERFECT EXAMPLE AND TIME TO STOP WAS WHEN EVERYONE SAID FUCK YOU TO THEM MAKING FUCKBOOK A BUILT IN APP. Fuck samsung right in their fucking fuck hole.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Now tell us how you really feel... actually, maybe don't. :) (so you don't get banned. Lol)

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I had an A5 a while back and samsung didn't make me hate them so the next phone I got was an s10. On that phone, they decided that they needed to dedicate a physical button to their fucking virtual assistant bixby. It was pretty obvious to me that these virtual assistants were mostly actually data vacuums, wanting to integrate into every aspect of your life so they can access better data on all those aspects.

Every single time it opened that fucking thing, it was unintentional. It wasn't as annoying as your TV, since I bet the phone was way faster and had enough memory to not have to discard whatever else you were doing just to open its app, but it exemplifies how I see samsung today. Hardware had great specs but the software made it annoying by trying to lock everything in to their ecosystem without a hard lock like apple. Even MS had ways of disabling the windows button (which used to have a high chance of crashing a game if you accidentally hit it).

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

I'm a pretty big fan of using fuck, but holy fuck, that was a lot. I wonder why you feel that passionately about it?

I deleted my Samsung account when an update about 6 months ago came along that basically wanted ALL your personal data so you could use AI for photo search, etc. Then I found out about all the other minor things they insist you have an account to use. So, yeah, Fuck Samsung! Now I need to find a phone I can live with to replace it when it stops working.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, I'm angry at them too.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Your post kind of reminds me of this. (YT link fwiw)

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 7 hours ago

Samsung Fold this 👊🏼

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 13 points 14 hours ago

I once saw someone get an ad for the new phone as a notification on their current one. They had never had a notification from Samsung like that before. At that point I knew they would build in advertising for all their other products in to the products.

I have never bought a Samsung device since. Some people I know live them, but it put me off so much.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

👏👏👏👏👏

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 27 points 18 hours ago

Wow, I can really feel the emotion, all that rage.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 36 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This was a super fun, and colorful read, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Hahahaha

Not to mention that I agree with everything said.

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 9 points 14 hours ago

I like how he rages himself into a stroke in the first sentence of the last paragraph.

[–] pycorax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

I agree with what you said outside of their flagship smartphones. My Fold3 was fantastic all the up till the point I traded it in for a Fold6 so if you don't mind, could you explain what they did to your Fold5 because I don't see any example mentioned of how they managed to ruin it over time?