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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Billionaires buy newspapers to print wonderful things about themselves.

Billionaires buy chat bots to make them say wonderful things about themselves.

Behold, our mighty enlightened future, just the same as our ignorant primitive past.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait till you find out who paid town criers...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

LMAO! I was gonna say, OP didn't learn anything about early newspapers. :)

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