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Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (25 children)

Jackie Chan has denounced America and sided with the Chinese dictatorship, can't trust or support him for anything.

In tje good timeline he probably suffered worse injuries when he fell out of that tree.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com -2 points 3 weeks ago

dunno man... unlike the american dicatorship they got top notch evs and shit. top. notch.

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