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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

God, that reminds me of my family.

I've not had kids, probably never going to, I am at least aware that my model of what a family is supposed to look like is utterly fucked...

But oh dear lord I know that kind of infuriating bullshit, the utter, total disrespect.

Me just reading that story gives me half a mind to perform an unauthorized dental procedure with a blunt object on an uninformed patient, goddamnit...

But, again, this is why I at the very least know that I am not currently ready for taking on responsibilities that... would greatly anger me if they were ... interfered with, disrespected, belittled, etc.

I got a degree in econ, my dumbfuck dad ruined his finances with booze and duis, oh and then apparently, after i ghosted them...

... he retired and bought a fucking house at the actual peak of the housing market.

He raised me on Limbaugh, you see, piqued my interest enough that I went on to study econ. and poli sci.

... and learn that near everything a dittohead believes is fundamentally wrong, misconstrued, or short sighted and lacking the ability to consider systemic complexity.

Oh well. I tried to give him advice, he never listened, despite forcing his "advice" onto me... my career was in database analytics and management, I worked for a world class import export company, wrote software, produced the top level reports for C Suite.

But uh, nope, nope. Dad knows economy better than me.

... At this point, I'm still genuienly planning on taking a sledgehammer to his gravestone, after he dies.

... ... ... assuming he can even afford one.