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Replace seat belts with piano wire and make air bags with 50x the explosive charge but replace the airbag with ball bearings.
Why do you want millions of people to die? That's pretty weird.
Reads as rather blantant satire to me. Perhaps you're the weird one weirdy.
If we were on fuck cars that wouldn't be satire. Didnt realize we're on not the onion instead.