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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

Replace seat belts with piano wire and make air bags with 50x the explosive charge but replace the airbag with ball bearings.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Why do you want millions of people to die? That's pretty weird.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.

They'll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.

Then again, I don't like most people.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

The article is saying that one of the main things they are trying to axe is Automatic Emergency Braking requirements, and it links to a page with this video. The people in the biggest vehicles will be mostly fine I think, it's everyone else that's in trouble here.

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