this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 hour ago

Q: What's the difference between pussy and Busch beer?

A: Pussy only tastes like piss for a few seconds.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 17 minutes ago

People that think people should like bush as though it's mandatory are weird.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 8 points 53 minutes ago

I liked their music...

[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

People that try to shame or attack others for their preferences come off as sad and petty to me at best, and borderline fascist at worst.

There's endless systemic injustices and harmful ideologies to spend your energy fighting - stop trying to convince me to be angry at age gaps, men that prefer shaved armpits/pussies, women that prefer tall men, etc, etc.

I swear some of these people still want fascism, they just want it on the opposite side of the spectrum.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 38 seconds ago

No, he was the the worst thus far.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 minutes ago

What brand am I supposed to buy instead then? Alba?

[–] Una@europe.pub 1 points 7 minutes ago

Don't shave let animals live in that forest!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 hour ago

Me: mngrnwrmnomnrwngrwnonm

[–] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Bush is fine as long as you're okay with me using it to floss my teath afterwards

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

CWCvilleGuardian

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 34 minutes ago

The worst is when the bush goes up your nose and makes you sneeze

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

To quote Alternate History “WILSOOOOON”