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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 hour ago

Q: What's the difference between pussy and Busch beer?

A: Pussy only tastes like piss for a few seconds.

[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

People that try to shame or attack others for their preferences come off as sad and petty to me at best, and borderline fascist at worst.

There's endless systemic injustices and harmful ideologies to spend your energy fighting - stop trying to convince me to be angry at age gaps, men that prefer shaved armpits/pussies, women that prefer tall men, etc, etc.

I swear some of these people still want fascism, they just want it on the opposite side of the spectrum.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 4 points 17 minutes ago

They be fair, the whole hair and woman thing is part of thelarger systemic injustice that women face. It's one of those things where societal norm and personal preference blur together. It's a tough one, for sure.

That said, I'm with you on the whole we've gone too far limiting peoples preferences and choices. It's our differences and unique qualities and makes the world interesting (and possibly better).

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 26 minutes ago

My machinehead is better than hers

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 57 minutes ago (2 children)

What brand am I supposed to buy instead then? Alba?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

Idk, Red Stripe? Pabts? /s

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 33 minutes ago

I don’t believe either of those are electronics brands.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 hours ago

Me: mngrnwrmnomnrwngrwnonm

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

People that think people should like bush as though it's mandatory are weird.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

The worst is when the bush goes up your nose and makes you sneeze

[–] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Bush is fine as long as you're okay with me using it to floss my teath afterwards

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 2 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

No, he wasn't that far from the worst

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

No, he was the the worst thus far.

[–] Una@europe.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

Don't shave let animals live in that forest!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

CWCvilleGuardian

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

To quote Alternate History “WILSOOOOON”