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[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aliexpress shows me condoms when I search for 3d printer electronics, mcus and obd diagnostics... Why? Who even buys them from aliexpress? Would anyone even trust a condom from aliexpress???

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago
[–] homes@piefed.world 66 points 1 week ago (4 children)

what is that red thing in the upper-left? It looks completely alien to me

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Thought it was some kind of sex toy.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Silicone cover for the part of a VR headset that touches your face. Makes it a bit more comfortable. I think this one is for a Quest.

e: I have one, it’s this:

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

just casually has the exact model lmao

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I didn’t get it on temu, and it’s not exactly the same. They’re all the same basic design because they have to be to work, and I happen to have a red one. They come in all colours.

Weird.

e: just for some more proof I’m not a bot:

Uh, buy my book! XD

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MathiasTCK@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

May the machine god guide you to better understanding and watch over the functioning of your machine

So I definitely though they were trying to sell a thigh master ripping off Susan Summers or whoever that was lol

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 80 points 1 week ago

Wow. Not the part of the body I expected it to go over.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Holy crap! Temu has been shoving that at me forever and I’ve been afraid to click on it thinking it was some kinda weird sex thing

It is pretty yonnic, to be completely fair.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

It being for VR headsets doesn't mean it's not for kinky sex stuff

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here I thought it was a knockoff Thighmaster

I just said that same thing and realized you were a whole day ahead of me.... Susan Summers must have done a great job at marketing that thigh master lol

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That's exactly what I thought it was too.

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

Fascinating

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Silicone VR headset face cover

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also want to know, unfortunately

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

Do some self reflection and embrace your true self. Advertisers know you better than you do!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago
[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Had to double check if this was not a violet post

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, ads there pretty funny.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

~~Well, it just looks at your buying history and suggests ads based on that. My history is like, 50/50 IT and femboy stuff: starting from socks\dresses\dragon dildos and ending with eGPU dock stations, dummy HDMI plugs, spare parts, instruments, etc.~~

I'm stupid, you meant 51% discount on first ad. If only, it just shitty dress. And photo model most certainly a real girl. :c

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did she get what? I need to know!

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SOMETIME I LOOK AT My GRANDMA HOW DID SHE GET SO LUCKY TO HAVE ΜΕ?

From a description

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lol thank you!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Report these to Google. Over and over again. The weird AI thirst bait ads they run are insane.

[–] KingOfSuede@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

weird AI thirst bait

you know it

[–] dlsloop@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Sounds like something a kinky grandma would say

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 week ago

the point of these bizarre ads is to make you share them on the internet, or with your friends. it seems to work

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Codilingus@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

A VR gooner, obviously!

A sucker for having ads?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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