No sales job ever paid per time spent on phone
Anon is trying to be wholesome but has to forge reality in this fucked up world
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Spent nearly 10 years working call center jobs, every single one of them had QA people listening to random calls and grading them. If you didn't stick to the script or try to sell the thing or whatever it was, you'd get a failing grade on the call. Enough of those and you're gone.
You're also graded on how long each call takes based on a metric called "Average Handle Time" or AHT which was set by the client based on whatever fucking fantasy they had about how long each call should take.
Fun fact, some contracts I worked on had an AHT requirement that was lower than the amount of time it would take to go through all of their required scripted sales pitches without even addressing the reason for the call. It was literally impossible to get full marks because you either had to skip most of their required scripts, not help the customer, or have the call run long.
Surprisingly wholesome.
this shit is basically public service against the loneliness epidemic
Reminds me of a story where apparently phone-sex workers had to be trained to give emotional support and suicide prevention stuff because most of their customers were just that broken
I used to do some operator work for a major UK telecoms firm.
Because it was free, you had all sorts of people phoning it. A good chunk of them were just old folk who were lonely and just wanted someone to speak to.
It was nice. Some of us had additional roles too and we were generally left alone if there was nothing else to do, so it was nice talking about people's families and interests, and hearing their voices brighten over the course of five or ten minutes.
Growing old alone must suck.
Growing old alone must suck.
My goal: don't do that
My goal is finding a challenging hobby to keep myself intellectually active. Being old and lonely might be unavoidable, but being bored isn’t.
don't worry, you won't even really know because your brain will degrade so fast.
Very interesting keep going
Now that's some sex talk
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.
Very interesting, keep going.
sounds like a good idea for an app using LLMs and text to voice.
old people just want to tell their stories. let em, even if we're not listening.
bonus. we can record the calls and archive them for historical purposes. many of these stories have significance in relation to world events.
Or you could try developing some empathy and start giving a shit about other people, for a change