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Trump 'Doesn't Speak With Precision,' Justice Department Tells Judge (www.rollingstone.com)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

So essentially what is happening, is the government is pointing at the sitting active and current acting president and said "Yeah, that guy's not with us".

And if anyone of trumps cultists finds out they'll blacklist anyone in government (or not in government) and say they need to pay.

Meanwhile, the people in government realize how destructive he is and trying to tiptoe around his actions while at the same time, trying not to let this country become the dumpster fire that it is becoming.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 37 points 2 days ago

Fuckin' understatement!

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh. So President SunStare McDrinkBleaach thanks we should use precaution when it comes to plague cures…

Raise your hand and tell everyone what a stupid dumb fuck you are for listening to this asshole. Alternatively, tell us all you know better than the crazy shit coming out of this guy’s face.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Who would have thought.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

his cocaine/adderall addled brain, i doubt he can speak with any clarity. he probably confuses some reality and his thoughts as facts often.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That would explain a lot because that elderly orange blob has way too much paranoid hate-filled energy.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Guy said we were buddies with Russia and Germany in WW2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SpFRjVObMI

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

No, he said the US and the Soviets were allied against Germany and yet diplomatic relations with the latter today are better than with Russia. Which is stupid in so many ways that I don't even feel like it's worth debating it.