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Edit: I want to be clear because I’m not sure how much is jokes vs people not understanding. The robot teacher is not developed by the RealDoll team and does not, in fact, have a vagina.

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[–] Kaputnik@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

There's a lot to unpack here foucault-madness

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lotta ya’ll might not like it, but this is the future of elementary school education in the USA:

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the face of a teacher who tells you about diseases that don't exist. agony-deep

[–] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Moregellons disease lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Hello, STUDENT #420, I am HAPPY to see you today, are you ready to learn about THE WHITE GENOCIDE ? artificial-intelligence

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Students will be able to talk to the robot and get personalised learning support based on the data it has stored on their progress, after identifying themselves with their unique student ID. “They’ll be able to say, ‘Hey, I’m student number 1234,’ and then the robot will be like, ‘Hey, we were talking about this yesterday, do you want to continue that conversation?”

smug-explain "Hey, I'm student number [not at all my student ID], and I want to [redacted] [redacted] in the [redacted]

up-arrow literally every interaction the robot will ever receive

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

No kidding, I've been a teenager, and went to school with teenagers. There would be nothing but shenanigans with a sex doll teacher like come on

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Wasn't there a recentish moral panic about the possibility of teachers being recognized for doing only fans or other pornographic content and being recognized by students or something like that?

Guess it's ok when it's a corporation that does it, I guess.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

i've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Republicans: "The liberals are putting litter boxes for furries in classrooms, that's a sex thing! They're teaching kids inappropriate things about icky gays!"

Also Republicans: "we are fighting woke by placing AI sex dolls with fully modeled vaginas into classrooms."

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

the-republican I think what schools need is sex dolls with a phone's predictive text algorithm installed

the-democrat I agree, this can only be a positive thing

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Give a student a converted robot sex doll as a teacher, and he'll learn for a day.

Teach a student how to install his own LLM model to aid in searching the internet and how to study by writing down questions and answers to everything he reads, he'll learn for his whole life.

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Oh by the way the curriculum being taught by this roboteacher is supposedly developed by Steve Wozniak, so his name is getting dropped hard in the promo media for this