She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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Save the bees!
That's hilarious.
We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more
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Is the bee ok?
Is the bee a terrorist?
Poor bee 😔
Available on Amazon.
Now that's my kind of beellionaire!
Thoughts and prayers
Can we get an F in the chat for the bee heroine?
Proof that God hates billionaires.
"...slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth." - H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds
There is an entire book damning the wealthy/richbastards said to be "the word of God."
New Testament... nothing about abortions.. gay people... but lots about rich people. Particularly forgiving "prostitutes" (which I think included abandoned/divorced women).
There's also that part about usury that everyone just sorta ignores. Most Christians can't even define the word.
This does mean we still get to make our annual billionarie sacrifice to the Deep Ones right?
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Literally no idea who he is but I'll celebrate the death of a billionaire no matter who they are. Fuck that guy - glad he's dead.
I beg your pardon: you're glad that he's dead?
Wait til you discover what he did to his ex before the bee took him out - you might even be thrilled:
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