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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

to bee and not to be.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The question is, are well do bees adjust in Florida? Like, around a golf course let's say?

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Sic semper apiaster

[–] Aetherion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

And now? Who is gering the money?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oh nice

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Dumb ways to die, dumb ways to diiiiieeee...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

That's hilarious.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

The acorns of our time.

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