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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

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[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First it was murder hornets, now regular bees are after us as well…

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[–] RoosterBoy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

YIPPEE!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

¯\(ツ)/¯

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

One day he fell dead on the pavement by no hand. He happened to die next to....

[–] absolutejank@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

the sequel to there was an old lady that swallowed a fly just dropped 💀

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Not the Onion"

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