happy mold accidents to all treatlerites i guess? also, fucking ice cream, wtf is going on with it
should not apply to gelato vendors, in accordance with his anti-Italian Marxist analysis
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Pathetic half measure, he should have also freed all the people in prison for ice cream crimes
In July 2015, amid false rumors of his death, Fidel Castro showed up at a Cuban cheese conference and reportedly spoke for four hours.[
our boy had a special interest and because of capitalism we were robbed of the timeline where Fidel could become a dairy farming geneticist and develop dog sized cows that could live in our houses and give us milk and cheese better than the French
going to the fenced off area in my back yard to milk my dog-sized cow's udders directly into my morning coffee (until the poop problem is solved)
if the dog-sized cows can't be trained to use a litter box the situation is going to get unmanageable pretty fast
that's why i'm on team goat
I don't think goats can be potty-trained but I am not sure
There would still be the smell.
Litterbox?? And get nasty clay in their precious nitrogen rich poops???
you can use corn-based litter like I do
That would probably be really good compost (idk i don't compost)
stop milking the french, not even they deserve this
They shouldn't have told Castro their cheese is better then, it's on their hubris
hmm, how big are goats?
Are you really going to insult Castro's interest in dairy by implying goat and cow milk are the same thing??
but yea good point, that's what I'd have done if I were trying to improve nutrition access with an obsession with dairy. Little garbage eaters and goat cheese is so fuckin good 
given decades of selective breeding and genetic engineering, goat milk could probably be whatever you want.
What if castro did the math already and figured dog sized cows would be easier than sweeter tasting goats? Now i wanna know what he had to say in a 4 hour talk about cheese
Castro was known to eat large quantities of ice cream, and according to Gabriel Garcia Márquez, once ate between 18 and 28 scoops of it after a meal.
he's just like me fr
That is a lot of ice cream.
Big spoon communism dialectic synthesis with many scoop communism
this is like "Andre the Giant drinking beers on a flight" level of ice cream consumption
He literally balanced the budget and is cutting overreaching government regulation. These DSA candidates are truly a Tea Party callback like they’re saying
tbh, i'm thinking first ice cream vendor to poison 20 kids will be laid at his feet, not that i know whether that regulation was good at its job, but there is some difference between like frying potatoes and dairy related machinery
Ice cream machines double as mold machines and need to be cleaned well. It isnt hard, but you have to do it every day and bot bothering to do an easy thing is pretty common. I didnt know there were specific ice cream regulations, I guess for somewhere like NYC that would make sense
year 2024
notorious poster blackmoldfutures is banned again from the conservative christian forum hexbeardotnet
year 2025
mamdani declares his intention to run for mayor of new york
year 2026
mamdani concedes war on the mold
coincidence? maybe
We're through the looking glass here, people!
There are still health inspectors
THATS (NOT) MY MAYOR HELL YEAH
If I said something with enough confidence, like "The reason they have a specific ice-cream related license is due to Cuba producing a lot of ice cream and there being a brief ice cream related red scare during the cold war, where business selling ice cream required a special license and investigation to ensure that they weren't communist sympathisers." would anyone believe it?
Critical support to Mamdani in his struggle to give NYC children mold poisoning.
frozen heaping desert permit? whatever happened there? 